– Music is everything to me. I used to keep my precious
playlists private but now they must roam free for the masses.
I view these as little time capsules of my life, maybe you'll
add a few songs to yours. 

– Music is everything to me. I used to keep my precious playlists private but now they must roam free for the masses. I view these as little time capsules of my life, maybe you'll add a few songs to yours. 

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SUNSHINE.

Sunshine is my religion. I worship her like the goddess she is and therefore she deserves her own playlist. Believe it or not, I was crazy enough to buy a van in Australia and travel the east coast solo (yes, while dodging bush fires). Almost empty coastlines, too much sun, and loads of kangaroos. By empty I mean, the entire population of Australia is still less than the entire popluation of California. To an Aussie, a few umbrellas and maybe five surfers fighting for a wave is wayyy too many people. While us Amercians, just stare blankly, laugh, and carry on. They truly are the kindest people, but they have no idea how lucky they are. While I was working on my tan, my friends were back home braving the winter (sorry, not sorry). I complied these rays of sunshine to capture the Oz sun. It was a hit amoungst many close friends, so I'm sure you'll enjoy it too. 

While we're at it, have some Oz slang for a good laugh.

"Chin wag" – long conversation
"Aye, sorry mate. I was havin' me a chin wag with me mate."

"Whipper snipper" – weed wacker 

"Happy days" – good, thank you, no worries – 
"Aye, right-o, happy days." 

"Nakard" – I've had enough. I'm wrecked. –
"That pitch was hectic. I'm totally nakard." 

"Out like yesterday's biscuits" – getting rid of literally anything
"Ah bro, she's out like yesterday's biscuits."

"Squillions" –  more than billions –
"Gah, that must've cost them bloody squillions mate."

MORE COMING SOON... 

I HAVE SO MANY JOKES ABOUT UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE.

SADLY NON OF THEM WORK.

© KARIN SCHWARZ 2020

 

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© KARIN SCHWARZ 2020

 

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